December 14th, 2009

No One Cares About Your Fucking Feet

So I cut my finger and it got me thinking... why the fuck do people stand in circles and take pictures of their feet? Better yet, why do stupid high school girls do this?

Now, when I was knee high to a grasshopper, we played Pokemon, threw footballs, and drank Tim Hortons. Now a days, these god damn kids have their "digital cameras" and their "iPhones" and whatnot. All this technology at their finger tips... and what do they do with it? They take pictures of their fucking feet!

I can see how this would be useful, don't get me wrong. I mean, if you're planning on becoming morbidly obese in the near future, I can see why you'd want to remember what your feet look like, in that case, ONE picture will suffice, not ten fucking thousand. In all other cases, this isn't National Geographic material. Its not the Mona Lisa. They are feet. They are attached to you, and guess what? You'll see them every fucking day for the rest of your retarded little life if you're lucky. But wait! Why circles? I can't at all comprehend the appeal of taking a picture of your feet, let alone doing it in a group. This seems astronomically incomprehensible. I think I need a collage degree to figure this one out... better yet, a film degree...

I forget... am I supposed to care?

wait a second... I have one of those, and I still don't understand! I guess I should plant my ass someplace and take a few snap shots of my feet, see what all the fuss is about... or, you know, I could snort a kilogram of cocaine. Seems like a better use of my time.

Until the time comes when I can safely say that natural selection works, I'll continue to live this life knowing that there are people on this planet that have so much free time, that they think the only logical way to spend it, is to take pictures of their feet... and post them to Facebook. What a magical place we call home...

CoDy